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Welcome to
NPC Junk

Certified NPC
Behavior

 

Therapy’s Expensive.
Our Shirts Aren’t.

 
 
 

Not Safe for Work.
Or Family Gatherings.

 
 

Low Effort.
High Laughs.

 
 

Welcome to
NPC Junk

Certified NPC
Behavior

 

Therapy’s Expensive.
Our Shirts Aren’t.

 
 
 

Not Safe for Work.
Or Family Gatherings.

 
 

Low Effort.
High Laughs.

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Our Products

  • Life Hurts a Lot More Than Death Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee – Dark Humor Gothic Skull Shirt
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    Life Hurts a Lot More Than Death Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee – Dark Humor Gothic Skull Shirt

    Price range: $25.00 through $34.50
    Price range: $16.99 through $26.49
  • I Can’t Talk to Women Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee – Funny Awkward Humor Shirt
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    I Can’t Talk to Women Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee – Funny Awkward Humor Shirt

    Price range: $25.00 through $34.50
    Price range: $16.99 through $26.49
  • My Bed Is Calling Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee – Funny Relatable Lazy Shirt
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    My Bed Is Calling Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee – Funny Relatable Lazy Shirt

    Price range: $25.00 through $34.50
    Price range: $16.99 through $26.49
  • Two Seater Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee – Funny Dirty Adult Humor Shirt
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    Two Seater Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee – Funny Dirty Adult Humor Shirt

    Price range: $25.00 through $34.50
    Price range: $16.99 through $26.49
  • I Survived the Government Shutdown Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee – Funny Political Adult Humor Shirt
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    I Survived the Government Shutdown Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee – Funny Political Adult Humor Shirt

    Price range: $25.00 through $34.50
    Price range: $16.99 through $26.49

If you’re offended, that’s a
you problem.

Casual Shirts

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Meme & Internet Culture

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NSFW / Adult Humor

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Offensive Humor

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Owner’s Friend

"Bought it because he promised me free pizza. Shirt’s comfy, jokes are problematic — just how I like it."

What other NPC's are saying

Tired Mom (but funny)

"I don’t know what half these jokes mean but the kids laughed and that’s what matters. Comfy and durable."

How We Work

Pick It or Create It

Start by choosing from our collection of sarcastic, offensive, and downright funny designs — or go custom. Got an inside joke, meme, or wild idea? We’ll help you turn it into wearable chaos.

We Print On Demand

Every shirt is made just for you when you order. No wasted inventory, no overstock, no guilt (well, maybe about the joke). It’s our way of keeping things personal and a little more planet-friendly.

Fast Shipping

Once your masterpiece is printed, it’s out the door fast — so you can start confusing coworkers and upsetting relatives ASAP. Soft, comfy, and shipped quick, just how it should